charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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sad-cunt:

even if im not horny im still pretty horny

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vengelfe:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?



JESUS

vengelfe:

thathomestar:

jadethemerman:

did he give her 2 thumbs up?

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JESUS

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asian:

cumfort:

its not you its your url

Racist.

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counterpunches:

hetagarnet:

qichi:

linguisticsyall:

Where does your tongue stay when you’re not speaking? If you’re an English-speaker, it’s behind the top front teeth. If you’re a Russian-speaker, it’s on the bottom of your mouth, lying flat.

#what #for real

I JUST FREAKING CONSCIOUSLY CHECKED AND TRIED TO MAKE IT LAY FLAT BUT NO, IT’S SERIOUSLY AT THE TOP OF MY MOUTH. I DON’T LIKE THIS

 

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methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

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thespacegoat:

bryceckrispies:

thespacegoat:

what is snoop dogg even doing with his life

uhm excuse u bitch, u mean snoop LIONimage

no he went back to snoop dogg after realizing he hated being rastafarian because his hat was itchy

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